Animal control deemed it too large to re-release into the wild, so they just, um… SHOT it. In the head. Jack Bauer style.
I’d like to name it, but knew it not while he lived and slunk the earth, so I didn’t quite get a feel for his personality or temperament. They once caught a gator on property here that was dubbed Darth Gator, though.
With that, I leave you with this deep, insightful quote.
“Animal control? Pfft. I’ve been controlling animals since I was six.”- Dwight Schrute