After watching the Lost season finale last night, I think I may have developed a subform of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as AWL Syndrome (Aftermath of Watching Lost Syndrome).
Symptoms: my brain hurts and I am not quite sure of reality. And I have an unending string of questions.
Is Claire dead?
Where did the Island go?
Is Jeremy Bentham really John Locke?
By becoming the Head Honcho Other, will Locke now become evil and manipulative like Ben?
Why didn’t Locke just strap that heart monitor to his own arm? (Jin might still be alive:()
How the heck has Richard Alpert not aged?
Is Sun trying to wreak revenge on Ben, her dad or Widmore? Or all three?
Will Jack find redemption? (and finally shed that Grizzly Jack beard?)
How will Jack get everybody to go back to the island?
Was Charlotte born on the island?
Is Sayid Jack Bauer incarnate? (those were some wicked, flippy leg mano a mano moves)
How has that time-traveling twist really been at work during the past four seasons, unbeknownst to us?
How exactly did Ben go from his little ice cave to the middle of the Tunisian desert?
How can Desmond really expect not to be found by Charles Widmore?
What are the whispers!??!?
How does Ben control the Smoke Monster? Will Locke have the same power? What IS the Smoke Monster?
Who is Jacob?
Will Sawyer and Juliet hook up (eww… please no)?
I hate this show.