So I watched this movie for the first time last night. And I could NOT get over how ridiculously awesome Brad Pitt’s character was. This is for my own personal record of awesomeness.
Brad Basterd: Yeah, in a basement. You know, fightin’ in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you’re fightin’ in a basement!
Crazy Psycho Nazi: (high pitched giggle) That’s a bingo! Is that the way you say it? “That’s a bingo?”
Brad Pitt Basterd: You just say “bingo.”
Crazy Psycho Nazi: Ahhh. Bingo! But I digress. Where were we?
Crazy Psycho Nazi: You’ll be shot for this!
Brad Basterd: Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed out before.
And Michelle’s personal favorite…
Brad Pitt Basterd: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Obliiiiiige him.