Important spiritual conversation from this past Monday afternoon in Mitch’s office:
Mitch: So what are you going to teach your future children about the Easter bunny?
Me: What do you mean?
Mitch: Are you going to celebrate the Easter bunny? What are you going to tell them about him?
Me: Um… probably that the Easter bunny is actually a pagan sign of fertility dating back from the Holy Roman Empire.
Mitch: <shakes his head> Okay, what about Easter egg hunts? Are you going to let them paint eggs or go hunt for Easter eggs?
Me: Are these eggs from free-range local heritage chickens?
Mitch: Oh, geez.